I’m a natural beauty.
Just go to sleep, little human. I’ll scare
those nightmares away.
Want a pillow?
Sorry. They’re taken.
My little humans won’t let me play Wii with them. They say I can’t, just because I’m a dog. That’s specieism, that is. Someone call animal patrol!
No, not me. Him!
… and save me instead, evil human!
Yeah, we’ve got plenty.